Arsenal have not only signed a brilliant, young defender in Riccardo Calafiori, but they’ve also captured one of the game’s biggest heartthrobs.
Pre-season is in full swing and while we’d all like to pretend we’re interested in getting stuck into some deep, tactical analysis of how the Premier League’s biggest sides are shaping up heading into the 2024-25 campaign, the truth is that we’re way more interested in the league’s most devilishly handsome bastards.
Life’s too short not to follow your dreams, so we’re doing just that. With Calafiori’s move to Arsenal confirmed, we’ve taken him and X of the biggest hunks in England’s top-flight this season and ranked them on exactly how dashing they are. Sod your mind-numbing tactical chatter.